Ok, you guys have got me hook, line and sinker. I've heard amazing things about Eternal TV - but it's apparently been by invite only for a long time.
If anyone here would offer me an invite I'd be a long time subscriber and super-grateful - pm me if you have something in mind, even a small side payment if necessary - as long as I can use it without Android TV or firestick. I can only use m3u links or Android APKs or websites - thanks!
Eternal has a strictly enforced friends and family referral system through their telegram group so you need to check with your friends and family to see if they have access.